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Juice
E=mc2 better
E=mc2 Cover
Artist
Kenjirou Tsuda
Minagawa Junko
Kyohei Kiyasu
Character(s)
Inui Sadaharu
Ryoma Echizen
Kaido Kaoru
Complete music list

Juice is the 4th track to Inui's album E=mc2.


LyricsEdit

あっ!海堂先輩、乾先輩あそこにいますよ
あぁ、わかってる
なんだ…わかってたんすか…じゃあ、今日こそ頑張って言いましょうよ
あぁ、緊張するぜ!
えっ…緊張っすか?今更何いってんすか、ほら、青学
ファイ.オー!

乾先輩!俺たら今日は言いたいことがあります
フツュ~
今まで俺たちずっと我慢してきましたけど…だ…駄目た言えない
どうした越前?
やっぱり海堂先輩お願いします
お、俺が!?先輩…フツュ~
えっ!?何っすかそれ…

やっぱ俺、乾汁が体に良いなんて信じられないっす
あれ何が入っているんすか?

(YOU GET THE POWER by乾 貞治)

あぁ、レツビはいいっす
まず色
あり得ないっす!
そしてあの味
あり得ないっす!
あの衝撃
もうあり得ないっす!
総合的に
あり得ないっす!
全体的に
あり得ないっす!
つまり俺にちが言いたい事は、せ~の
乾汁は不要っす!!!

先輩、聞いてるんすか?
聞いてるんすか乾先輩!
うわぁ!
ぎゃ、逆光
そして
眼鏡が
光った
せ、先輩、落ち着いて下さい
は、話せばわかりますよ
乾先輩、それは?
新作っすか?
あは…あははははは
はは…さっきのは冗談っすよ
そう、冗談
やっばち乾汁最高一っす
あ、馬鹿!越前!
あ…やややばいやばっ、俺最高つか言つちゃった…ちょ…何かフォローお願いします!
えっ…あっ…えっ…フシュ~
えっまたそれ~?

先輩、もうはっきり言っちゃって下さいよ
わかった!
頼んますよホント
乾先輩、今日ははっきり言わせていただきます!俺たち青学テニス部に…
行け!
…い
行け!
…い…
行け…ちゃ何やってんすっか!早く言って下さいよ!!
あ、俺たち青学テニス部に
行けー
い…乾汁は不要です!!!!!
言った~
ちょ…ちょっと待っ…先輩…あ…!?
海堂先輩、海堂先輩!

※◎?&*!├…
(海堂が新作の実験台にされてるためしばしお待ち下さい)

しっかりしてください!しっかりしてください!
※◎?&*!【…
海堂先輩!海堂先輩~!!!

A!! kaidō senpai, inui senpai asoko ni i masu yo
ā, wakatteru
nan da? wakatte tansu ka? jā, kyō koso ganbatte ii masho u yo
ā, kinchō suru ze!
e?? kinchō ssu ka? imasara nan itten suka, hora, ao manabu
fai. ō!

inui senpai! ore tara kyō wa ii tai koto ga ari masu
futsu? ~
ima made ore tachi zutto gaman shi te ki mashi ta kedo? da? dame ta ie nai
dō shi ta echizen?
yappari kaidō senpai onegai shi masu
o, ore ga!? senpai? futsu? ~
e!!? nani ssu ka sore?

yappa ore, inui jiru ga karada ni yoi nante shinjirare nai ssu
are nani ga haitte iru n suka?

(YOU GET THE POWER by Inui Sadaharu)

ā, retsubi wa ii ssu
mazu iro
arie nai ssu!
soshite ano aji
arie nai ssu!
ano shōgeki
mō arie nai ssu!
sōgō teki ni
arie nai ssu!
zentai teki ni
arie nai ssu!
tsumari ore ni chi ga ii tai koto wa, se ~ no
inui jiru wa fuyō ssu!!!

senpai, kiiteru n suka?
kiiteru n suka inui senpai!
u wā!
gya, gyakkō
soshite
megane ga
hikatta
se, senpai, ochitsui te kudasai
wa, hanase ba wakari masu yo
inui senpai, sore wa?
shinsaku ssu ka?
a wa? a wa wa wa wa wa
wa wa? sakki no wa jōdan ssu yo
sō, jōdan
yabba chi inui jiru saikō ichi ssu
a, baka! echizen!
a? yaya yabai ya ba,, ore saikō tsu ka gen tsu chatta? cho? nani ka forō onegai shi masu!
e?? a?? e?? fushu ~
emmata sore ~?

senpai, mō hakkiri icchatte kudasai yo
wakatta!
tanon masu yo honto
inui senpai, kyō wa hakkiri iwase te itadaki masu! ore tachi ao gaku tenisu bu ni?
ike!
? i
ike!
? i?
ike? cha nani yatte n sukka! hayaku itte kudasai yo!!
a, ore tachi ao gaku tenisu bu ni
ike ?
i? inui jiru wa fuyō desu!!!!!
itta ~
cho? chotto ma?? senpai? a?!?
kaidō senpai, kaidō senpai!

※◎?&*!├…
(kaidō ga shinsaku no jikken dai ni sareteru tame shibashi omachi kudasai)

shikkari shi te kudasai! shikkari shi te kudasai!
※◎?&*!├…
kaidō senpai! kaidō senpai ~!!!

Ryoma: Oh, Kaidoh senpai, Inui senpai is over there
Kaidoh: Ah, I see.
Ryoma: What “I see”... jya, lets got for it and tell him today!
Kaidoh: Ah... I'm so nervous
Ryoma: Eh? nervous? It's too late to say that now.
Ryoma: Hora, Seigaku~
Kaidoh: ~Fight!
Ryoma: Inui senpai, today, we need to tell you something
Kaidoh: fshuu~
Ryoma: Up until now we have been holding it back, but...
Ryoma: eh, this is no good, I can't say it
Kaidoh: What's wrong, Echizen?
Ryoma: I knew it. Kaidoh senpai, please say it.
Kaidoh: ME!? uh..senpai... fshuu~
Ryoma: ...eh? what is this...

  • insert pregnant silence during which you are left to guess what was it that happened that made Ryoma ask 何ですか それ and that made him decided that he should probably just ask the question instead of waiting for Kaidoh to say it*


Ryoma: Anyway I just can't believe that Inui Juice is good for the body.
Kaidoh: What is in it?

  • cue opening music to "YOU GET THE POWER")

Ryoma: Ah...I don't mean the recipe.
Kaidoh: Firstly, look at the colour!
Ryoma: Un, it's inconceivable.
Kaidoh: And then that flavour.
Ryoma: Inconceivable.
Kaidoh: The shock.
Ryoma: Truely inconceivable!
Kaidoh: The immediate effect...
Ryoma: Inconceivable.
Kaidoh: All in all...
Ryoma: Inconceivable!!!
Kaidoh: In conclusion, what we want to say is...
Kaidoh: Ready, Go!
Kaidoh+Ryoma: Inui Juice unnecessary!

Ryoma: senpai, did you hear us?
Kaidoh: Did you hear what we say, Inui senpai?
Ryoma: Whoa!
Kaidoh: Bac...backlight...
Ryoma: and then...
Kaidoh: his glasses...
Ryoma: Flashed!
Kaidoh: Sen...senpai, please calm down!
Ryoma: You'll understand if we can explain.
Kaidoh: Inui senpai, is this...
Ryoma: a new invention?!
Kaidoh: Aha... ahahahaha
Ryoma: Hehe we were joking just now.
Kaidoh: Yes, yes, joke, joke
Ryoma: Actually, Inui Juice is the best1
Kaidoh: ! Echizen you fool!
Ryoma: Ah shit, shit, I said it was the best... Anyway, please follow up!
Kaidoh: Eh? Ah?! Eh?! fshuu~
Ryoma: eh that again...?

  • THE slience that makes you wonder what is going on "again"*


Ryoma: Senpai, please just say it clearly.
Kaidoh: OK
Ryoma: I'm really begging you.
Kaidoh: Inui senpai, I'll just say it straight today, for our Seigaku Tennis club...
Ryoma: Go on! Go on!
Kaidoh: I-...
Ryoma: Go on!
Kaidoh: In-...
Ryoma: Go on!
Kaidoh: In-...
Ryoma: What are you doing! Please just quickly say it!
Kaidoh: Ah, For our Seigaku Tennis club, I-...
Ryoma: Go on!
Kaidoh: Inui Juice is not needed!!!
Ryoma: You said it~!
Kaidoh: Wait! Wait! Senpai! ARRRGH

(Please wait while Kaidoh becomes the subject for Inui's new product trial)

Ryoma: Aaah
Kaidoh: Uwhwaaaaaaa
Ryoma: *girly scream*
Kaidoh: *agonized cries continues*
Ryoma: Kaidoh senpai, Kaidoh senpai, please in there! please hang in there! Kaidoh senpai! AAHHH!
Ryoma: Kaidoh senpai...?
Kaidoh: arrrrgh
Ryoma: KAAAIIIDOH SENPAIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TriviaEdit

  • This isn't really a song but more of a conversation.

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